{my} RAN.DOM.isation

how to identify posers in game and fb.

2010-10-18T18:54:00.000-07:00

well, hello guys. it's been a while since my last post. lol zomg it's almost 1 year.

k so, i'm aware of so many posers roaming around, especially in the mmorpg game or somekind of net game. well, i have been playing a private server of RO, and funny thing is i found some people being a posers.

it's kinda funny actually, observing what they have said to their prey or others, and their moves and gestures in game. especially when a guy is being a girl. dang.

i'd like to share my ways on identifying posers in game:

1. the easiest way to distinguish them is, look at their IGN (in game name, or nicknames). usually it will be something about bragging himself like: cute_sarah, kawaii_ann09, etc. anything with cute, pretty, etc prefixes.

2. after you or someone responded to him/her, he/she will start to go all out on you. e.g: flirts or saying things that a 'girl' might say. plus, some cute emoticons used on all sentences. e.g: "awwh >.<", etc. well, you can distinguish it. i don't bother to give anymore examples because i'm already sick of it. lol.

3. bluntly shout his/her facebook account or email for you guys to add. <-- i lol-ed at this one. it's so obvious because some of the girls are protecting their account from gaming friends (i do). but i don't know about you guys. are you?

4. try to search that account on facebook. examine whatever is on their profile. usually in a poser profile, it will be like some of this.

- their profile picture is someone good looking or pretty. (or maybe someone that you have seen on the other posers profile)
- loads of profile pictures are uploaded at the same day. like 5-6 photos are uploaded at the same date.
- no other photo albums (except some random things about games, or if they are quite professional, they will upload some other photos of the real person they have been posed)
- few friends. <-- usually they will tell that "oh my account have been hacked by somebody else so i made a new one >.<" -- suck it. from hell you add random friends ahead from your real life best friends or friends. totally a bullcrap. their friends usually all-game related friends.
- photos of -- if there's no photos of them from irl friends, don't believe it. usually this section is full of screenshots from the game they are playing.
- wall -- again, if no irl friends posting stuff on this section, they are posers. nuf said.
- fun fact: usually they are adding their real Facebook account first thing first before everyone else. so try to search it if you are lucky. i've found some :>

5. they throw a load shit of crap if you are trying to webcam with em. anything to avoid cam to cam because it will definitely blow their cover.

6. usually they do shit like this to scam rich players with their "beauties". so beware you guys out there.

what i can say is, there are some people who go through a load shit process of being a poser just for game stuff. and this is not legal in every game rules.

i hope my way in identifying a poser will help you guys in any way. i do this because it is fun and hilarious. so i can see how many lifeless guys out there that live only for game stuff. duh xD

one of my advantage is, i'm one of an admin in my gaming forum so, i can tell from their emails (some of em are using real emails). ops, should not leak this one, but meh.

DON'T GET SCAMMED!

jcww had a blast.

2009-12-08T06:09:00.000-08:00

so, 5th December, last 3 days was my birthday. (wooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee who cares! *throw tomatoes*)

yeah, it sounds not important but actually i don't have anything to post i just want to share it here.

i got a cheese cake on 5th, 00:soso AM. yaddayadda

here's the funny thing:

my friends held a surprise party at home, and apparently i hadn't waken up yet. actually i couldn't sleep last night because of horror stories. special thanks to whom told me about horrors. so i heard the bell ringing and the chatters (woo guys, your surprise party wasn't worked. teehee) i just continue play-dead. that was the best option. stay still.

i got dragged to downstairs, they said i got a HUGE present waiting for me downstairs. yeah, i was tricked. nice move.

then i got cake. AGAIN. no worries, i love cakes.

they said, make a wish. then i made a wish. with eyes not-really-wide-opened (the after effect of still sleepy or lack of sleep, aintno...). they said: CLOSE YOUR EYESJASDJKHADKJAHSDJKSB!!!!! . -_- they got what they said.

*plak*

WHIP CREAM on my face. i was on my half-finished wish, and that sudden strike blowed that off. so conclusion is: my wish is gone. poof.

another rampage with coffee Kapal Api, whip cream (again), flour, COKE! we were running like stray pigs on a loose. yeah i had a blast.

oh and this shot: really makes me look like Ninja Assassin model. (... or not)

** i held a cake knife in my right-hand and makes me look like a psycho killer. just pretend that all the stains are blood, then i'm RAIN. oh the hilarity 8D

P.S: seriously friends, you made my day. the best birthday ever. it won't be rewinded or so, i'll enjoy this.

jcww

jcww says: "Ninja Assassin is so.... WTF"

2009-12-04T08:44:00.000-08:00

yeah, here i am again, jcww, writing to you.

okay so here's the story. last Monday i have a quite bloody day and i called it WTF day.

last monday was my bestfriend's 17th birthday (yaay, you're 17 already, my friend smooch smooch), so we were out for a lunch.

what the lunch is like, i'll skip it.

okay so we were mowing from that restaurant to Grand Indonesia. buying tickets for a film. 2 choices: Paranormal Activity or Ninja Assassin. -- horror films are really not my type so i'm gonna run for my life. *runs*

being a coward, i picked Ninja Assassin. despite the main protagonist is Rain, yeah kudos for the 6-pack, the trailer is quite "friendlier" than the Paranormal Activity which is so what the fuck for me. seriously, no jokes on horror movies.

oh so after buying the tickets, we were having fun at Fun City and the terror was coming.

a jumping suicide. WTF.

i heard a scream. actually my friends and me.

some of them ran to look at the corpse. they said it was bloody hell. WTF. i was not going. never ever.

hearing the story gave me chills and terror feeling. that wasn't enough, apparently.

NINJA ASSASSIN. terrible nightmare.

this film is so dammit bloody. the opening is just daaaaaaaaaaaaymmn, cutting hands, legs, a head explode, the brains flow out like what the fuck, yadda yadda.

me and 3 of my other friends leave the movie. big deal for $2,5. i'm saving my ass out of there.

look: this is a big scam isn't it? the poster is not bloody enough to convince cowards to save their ass away.

kudos for the 6-pack actually. *runs*

I've seen those but.... where?

2009-11-21T02:15:00.000-08:00

i've seen that costume in Madonna's Celebration video. but where?

it's Balmain's. Fall 2009's creation.

futuristic style and touched with bling-bling all over it. seems this world is contaminated by futuristic style. yeah, everybody, hands up for futuristic!

i've seen that costume in Lady Gaga's Poker Face video. but where?

it's Antonio Berardi's collection. again, silver and bling-bling. again we have futuristic concept. pull this off too Lady Gaga.

is it Mummy or.......

2009-11-11T06:32:00.000-08:00

from GaGa's new video, i noticed a cat.

CAT.

not a MUMMY.

its skin texture is like Bulldog's but without a single hair or fur. dammit this cat really looks like a mummy. maybe after it born, its mom licked its body until furless. maybe. just maybe, this is scary. i won't keep one, ever. it gives me chills, man.

oh, it's SPHINX. the species. this weirdness really suits GaGa.

PERFECTLY.

really Bad Romance for Lady GaGa

2009-11-11T04:50:00.000-08:00

hey, long time no posting and no new news.

here i come with

LADY GAGA taraaaaah!!

yeah, Lady Gaga's new album creates a sudden stir among all of us.

FAME MONSTER. (faimu monsuta in Japanese. i know it's not related. go on.)

without losing her silver white hair and quirky look (which can pulling-weird-stuffs-off perfectly), minus her long hair, she released a new music video!!

BAD ROMANCE (is that related to her love live? nah, random.)

this is quite creepy actually, despite the fact that we were having Halloween celebrations not so long ago. again, with the quirkyness, this video blown me away. faaaaaaaaaaaar away. beyond words, guys. what can i say? LEGENDARY.

with being a barbie doll, i'm terrified with her eyes. "WOW, IS THAT HER EYES? IT'S SO DAMN BIG. OH MY GOAT. IS THAT REAL? *stare stare*"

that was in my thoughts. damn really. i thought it was REAL. totally blown off. sorry.

oh, a little Trivia: i can see she doing Asereje move here. you know? Las Ketchup and the controversial song. notice the move? great. (in 2:22) oh and Britney's Toxic. not so far away from the duration of Asereje move.

about the song, it's really weird in my ears AT FIRST. i'm now downloading the MP3, and the youtube is still buffering. so damn lame.

yeah, enough blabbering here.

enjoy your cover and buffering your own video.

i'm outta here.

** am waiting for her album, really. **

Momo? Momok? Pret?

2009-11-03T22:08:00.000-08:00

this stupid conversation is between me and my older sister. we're arguing about dog names which is quite random..

j.wong : lu mau kasih nama apa?

inriwong : suratnya namanya momo.

inriwong : kalo mau ganti nama boleh

j.wong : elvis beneran

j.wong : oh namanya momo

j.wong : lucu amat namanya

j.wong : buah persik

inriwong : oh momo buah persik?

j.wong : iya

inriwong : momo lucu siy

j.wong : louboutin

j.wong : follie

j.wong : loe

j.wong : ...

inriwong : follie?

inriwong : gw kasih nama aja, aloe

inriwong : gigolo

j.wong : gay

inriwong : stripper

j.wong : elvis

j.wong : jacko

j.wong : whitney

j.wong : jelly

j.wong : jello

inriwong : presley

inriwong : setan

j.wong : ???

j.wong : lah kok setan

inriwong : satan

inriwong : monyet

inriwong : ato palink gampang, anjing

j.wong : mongki

j.wong : masak panggilnya "jing sini jing"

j.wong : no offense sih

inriwong : gigolo lucu siy

j.wong : ben&jerrys

j.wong : tony jack

inriwong : bananaboat namanya

j.wong : nivea

j.wong : citra

inriwong : bananaboat lucu

inriwong : seafood

j.wong : bego

j.wong : sushi

j.wong : wasabi

inriwong : wasabi ad

inriwong : sumo

j.wong : pret kata si jum <-- (my maid)

inriwong : salmon

j.wong : sake

j.wong : tai

inriwong : kyk kentut pret

inriwong : semprul

inriwong : taikotok

j.wong : sumbolokotok

inriwong : kepanjangan. gw mau panggil aja pusing

inriwong : miumiu

j.wong : bleketek

inriwong : ketek

inriwong : gede jadi momo aka setan beneran

j.wong : ... itu momok

this conversation was getting wrong and wrong.

don't name your dogs with these names.

Quote of the day:

2009-10-26T23:27:00.000-07:00

"Please take a long hard look through your text book cause I'm history" ~ Owl City, Cave In

which kills which?

2009-10-23T07:13:00.001-07:00

Blogspot HATES Twitter

Blogspot hates 140 characters

Blogspot hates Favorites

Blogspot hates ReTweet

Blogspot hates shorten URL

Blogspot hates Direct Message

Twitter KILLS Blogspot

stoooopid.

Best Music Video, like, Ever

2009-10-21T06:28:00.000-07:00

the list is not as in ranks.

here goes:

1. Lady Marmalade - Lil' Kim, Pink, Mya, Christina Aguilera

love their costumes and all. Pink's smokin hawt in this video. especially the victorian permed pink hair.

who doesn't love Moulin Rouge? lil' kim's a bit overrated though. (you could also see lil' kim's nipslip more than 5 times. w00t)

2. Strawberry Swing - Coldplay

CRAAAAAAAAZZZYYYY, love the stop motion concept. who on earth will take a huuuuuge effort to do all the chalk-works on the street?

like, seriously this is epic, man. song's simple, but the video's amazing. greatest ending scene. they are all chalk-works, guys. not edited and all.

hands up for Coldplay's videos. going mesmerized all the time. classy video.

3. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland

love Nelly's straight hair. it fits perfectly on her. and look at 02:14-02:19. what can i say? awesome. i don't really don't get it. Timbaland keeps on "eey eey" but he doesn't sing at all. i don't even think that is a 'featuring'. well yeah. whatever. still lovin this video. 8D

4. Umbrella - Rihanna

Who don't love this video? it was a hit when this released. seriously, this video made me fall in love with her. i mean, her SOS is not a great song for me though. her bob hair created a trend! i love her hair, man.

5. Sweet Dreams - Beyonce

seems so familiar. i'm thinking of Rihanna's Umbrella. but yeah, she can dance. i'm addicted to her song recently.

6. '日々の音色 (Hibi no neiro)' - SOUR

say hello to Mac users!! a creative music video using a webcam around the world.

i can't say much. this is BEYOND WORDS, man. don't listen to the song (cos it's a bit er... weird) , just stare to the video. i wonder if there's a making of this mv.

7. Love Story meets Viva La Vida - Jon Schmidt

can't say much, just watch the video.

i'll update the post if i'm not busy to find the embed codes! f*ck my internet provider!!

Being into TV shows lately...

2009-10-21T05:19:00.000-07:00

yahooo!

this is jcww writing to you. yeah about the title.

recently i've been into several TV shows. yeah and i'm about to reveal some to you guys. these addicting TV shows really blew me away. as what? i'm successfully leave my textbooks behind. like, I'M IN EXAM TIME! how cool is that. getting distracted by TV shows in such imPERFECT time.

the list is not in ranks. so, just watch them all.

okay here goes.

1. How I Met Your Mother:

2 words: AWESOMELY LEGENDARY.

high-ten for Barney Stinson. The awesome legendary stupid casanova. watch it, and you'll love him. trust me.

and you're not gonna stop saying "AWESOME" after watching this film. it's simply awesome.

2. Lie to Me:

this is the TV show i've been crazy about recently. it's about detecting someone's emotions or if they about to lie or even already lying. yeah. sounds crazy. but after watching this, you'll become a living lie detector or become more aware of your surroundings whether they lie or not.

COOL UH?

damn this. i love Lightman. i love Foster. i love Loker (oh yeah he's gorgeously handsome, man). i love the natural Torres.

LOVE 'em all

3. Leverage

this is the best TV show ever. remember Italian Job? it's similar to that movie. i know everyone loves Italian Job. the best theft movie, like, EVER. this movie is rather funny and makes you want to be a thief. believe me, i've been thinking of that every time i watch this film.

oh, and you'll love Parker. she's ADORABLE. (f*ck Deveraux. fly her to mars.)

have fun with the TV shows.

am going to watch them all in this exam week. ooh curse me.

hypocrites

2009-10-15T09:19:00.000-07:00

okay so, somebody popped out of nowhere, composing a Blackberry Messenger message. chain messages. personally, i don't like to bother myself for forwarding the message again to another contacts. i often put a single glance through it, "forward this to 50 friend or you'll bla bla bla" or something like that. of course i don't forward it. see it, read it through, end conversation. that's it.

but this is a bit interesting. about the anonymous bbm message. maybe some of you got it already. if not, here it is:

12 Tipe Manusia ala Facebook:

1.SUPER UPDATE:
Kapan & dimanapun sll update status, hal2 yg tdk penting dipublikasikan shingga t'lihat bikin 'RISIH'. Ctnhnya; 'lg main kejar2an dgn Puppy & Bleki..?' dst...

2.MELANKOLIS.
Entah karna ingin dikomentari,type ini sngt mengGELikan. contoh; 'km sakitin aku...lbh baik aku cr yg lain aja.'(padahal yg dituju tdk ada dlm jaringan,mana bs baca & Tau?)

3.Tukang NGELUH.
Sdikit2 mengeluh, padahal kejadiaan bgini udah biasa. Bikin SEWOT yg baca Aja. contoh; 'Jkt Macet nih...panas pula.'

4.SOMBONG.
Slalu menulis di Statusnya yg kelewat diatas,shingga bikin SEBEL. Contoh: 'Duh... murah2 bgt belanja di singapore atau BMW-ku sayang sdh waktunya Mandi ya...'

5.PUITIS.
Dr judul udah jelas,tp kadang ga jelas apa maksudnya. Contoh; 'kita msg2 adlh Malaikat b'sayap satu & hny bs terbang bila slng b'pelukan.'

6.in ENGLISH.
Slalu dlm bhs Inggris biar lbh keren.(padahal ini di indonesia.jd malah KERE.)
Contoh: 'I miss u babe, so hot indonesia can't live here lah..' dst.

7.LEBAY.
Updatenya slalu ejaannya di lebaykan shingga LUCU jd. Contoh: 'met Mouiini all...pagilleh yg Cewrah.'

8.TEROBSESI.
Mengharap tp gak kesampaiian. Mau jd Artis,contoh; 'walah...sesi pemotretan lg! cape de.'

9.PEDAGANG.
Contoh: 'Jual Celana dlm bla bla dst.'

10.SOK TAU.
Contoh: 'SBY slalu memanjakan rakyat! atau mkn di restoran A...recomended!'

11.ALAY.
Tulisan Aneh,kosakata & pasti orangnya ANEH jg.
Cnthx; 'Duch gw4 5aYan9 b6t 54ma 3Lo...7an94n t!nggal!n 4kyu y4?
He he8x.

12.OON
Ga pernah update status sama sekali.. kerjaannya tiap hari cuman baca'in comment2nya org.

Km termasuk katagori yg mana ya???
;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..:p...... Peace ah..... Hehehehehehe.....

oh yeah right. this is about 12 signs how to distinguish hofacemo sapibookiens from homo sapiens. well we all know facebook and this is new. this guy's perspective is quite interesting. listing all weird stuffs that he sees on facebook, while others don't notice. me for instance. hey, i never knew that the 12th point is considered as 12 signs of hofacemo sapibookiens.

oh so what I think about this message is quite funny is the hypocrite side. why? forex, look at 11th point.

"ALAY"

I was like: "dude! look at your closing statement! the hehehehe part! it's like the ALAYEST language i've ever seen!"

he's the worst hofacemo sapibookiens. he knows all about the weird stuffs that happening on facebook. tone it down, anonymous. you'll offend the others.

Quote of the day:

2009-10-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

"Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening ."

~ Coco Chanel

Look-A-Like Flood!!

2009-10-12T06:07:00.000-07:00

i'm so sorry for overposting about look-a-likes. but they are really addicted to post.

so many twins in this world!

Look-A-Like #4

2009-10-12T06:02:00.000-07:00

Does Choi Si Won look like Daniel Henney?

they are both charming so i couldn't agree more :D

Look-A-Like #3

2009-10-12T05:54:00.000-07:00

Does Bae Yong Joon look like Kim Hyun Joong?

Like 2 peas in the same pod.

Look-A-Like #2

2009-10-12T05:40:00.000-07:00

Does Krisdayanti look like Paula Abdul?

Yes, she does.

icon of AWESOMENESS.

2009-10-02T08:40:00.001-07:00

oh i loooooooooooooove this quote.

Look-A-Like #1

2009-09-23T11:54:00.000-07:00

does Sota Aoyama (Death Note & Prince of Tennis Live Action) looks like Ryeowook of SuJu?

he sure is.

Quote of the day:

2009-09-21T12:43:00.000-07:00

"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world." ~L Lawliet (L Change the World)

L Change the World

2009-09-21T12:14:00.000-07:00

now this is one heck of a film.

it's quite scary because it shows a lot of blood. i HATE blood. or should i say, bloodshed.

yeah, i'm a bit paranoid after watching this film. a virus could kill everyone in this world. imagine that an influenza virus could kill you. not just an ordinary death, but death covered in blood.

............

no more blood please.

again, a bit disappointed about the truth: Near's character.

now, this BOY (it's not a pun, i tell ya) is Near.

total disappointment. i was hoping that Near is a white-haired, anti-social cute little boy hugging a toy robot.

(look at that superb hawtness of emo)

this is really far from what i imagined. ( "~_~)

i'm a bit overwhelmed by this L. Kenichi Matsuyama. he's so emo, goth, and everything. and that white shirt and navy jeans add his hawtness.

nothing beats his ordinary looks beside L.

(scream, baby, SCREAM!!)

what can i say?

AWESOME. and i'm craving for sweets now.

southpark avatar

2009-09-18T03:04:00.000-07:00

Southpark me.

want these?

try http://www.sp-studio.de/

Yearbook group photo-shoot

2009-09-18T02:24:00.000-07:00

i'm in my last year of school. grade 12. somehow i feel relieved because i don't have to pop my veins out of my skin. seriously, the projects are like HECK. and like heck i care about them. these last 1 week of school will be quite harsh for the students and several committees. i feel like dropping out.

speaking of committees, i'm in yearbook committee. all students must grab a photographer and pose as their jobs.

my pick?

CSI

don't laugh at me. my face is quite stupid for this serious photo-shoot. my friends always take a picture of me, and my face is abstract. they don't have any idea what my face is and laugh at my crappy expressions. they say "gila, muka lu tolol banget! sumpah ini lutchu! BHUAAHAHAAHAUHAUAHAURHAUJDFJSA" and they rolling on the floor laughing. great. just great. i must admit i have a quite stupid face. like a retard.

back to topic. seriously, CSI is hard. this friend of mine, suggest to shoot at CNI puri. at first, it was quiet. 1 motorcycle passed. 2 motorcycles passed. TONS of motorcycles and cars passed by. even a police car stopped and investigate us. i feel like a murderer or something. the he said: "kenapa ga di perumahan rumah gue aja?? lebih sepi". i killed him. end of the story.

it was quite fun though. and the results are awesome.

(this is just the raw. haven't edited yet. is it awesome? - oh and i forgot the blood. tee-hee)

Quote of the day:

2009-09-16T06:23:00.000-07:00

"If better is possible, good is not good enough." ~ Anonymous

Gaga-esque all around Kpop

2009-09-16T03:10:00.000-07:00

Gaga? Lady Gaga?

yes, she has created a whole new concept in fashion all over the world. futuristic to be exact. her trademarks are quirky futuristic leotards, straight bangs, silver/white long hair. oh, plus the thunder mark somewhere on her body.

after Lady Gaga became a boom in music and fashion world, Korean entertainments adopting her style or should i say plagiarising.

with the silver hair and such, they became like this:

Kara in their new album concept. it's no other than LADY GAGA. seriously, can they come with a new different concept? well, honestly, Gaga's style don't fit in their asian faces. these pictures make them more weird and i could distinguish that those hairs aren't real. wigs. terrible wigs.

not just females but males too. well, if the females are like those above, fail, then how about the males?

Big Bang's G-Dragon. and an apple.

not bad, huh? he changes his image completely for his solo debut, Heartbreaker. well, personally, i like GD's looks better than Kara's. Kara's a big fail of Lady Gaga's impostor. G-Dragon has an emo face. since his first appearance. this silver hair makes his image fiercer and dangerous. that emo face supports the white hair, no? but, as i said before,

Gaga-esque is not suitable for asian faces

(oh and does G-Dragon's picture resembles something? i was thinking of Kira's Death Note :/ )

Lee Teuk is not an excellent dancer

2009-09-15T08:46:00.000-07:00

Super Junior is known for 13 people dancing and singing together. pretty obvious.

let's logically think some random stuff. humans tend to see one main point instead of seeing all the objects surrounding it. in Suju's dance videos, i always lay my eyes on Eun Hyuk. since he's the best dancer in Suju with the squishy squishy move and such. yeah, Suju also best known for 13 people's dancing perfectly balanced.

but when i was looking at Neorago's dance MV, i saw Lee Teuk is moving pretty weird.

here's the video and keep your eyes on Lee Teuk:

notice that he's bending his body way too much during the chorus. HILARIOUS. the funny thing is he keeps repeating that move until the end. while others don't.

don't worry Lee Teuk. we still love you and all ;)

New to Blogger!!

2009-09-15T06:41:00.000-07:00

Oh okay. I'm new to this blogging thingy.

Why?

hmm, the answer is pretty obvious.

I'M BORED

yea, that's it. just because i'm bored, i'd like to post things that helps me NOT-SO-BORED-AGAIN-HOPEFULLY.

just a simple interview, and i'm done.

honestly, i don't really good at introducing myself. no goodies about myself. only unconscious-self-mocking-thingy and you'll see much more of those stuffs in this blog.

oh, it's 20:47. better start posting random stuffs now.

*shrugs*