jcww had a blast.

so, 5th December, last 3 days was my birthday. (wooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee who cares! *throw tomatoes*)

yeah, it sounds not important but actually i don't have anything to post i just want to share it here.

i got a cheese cake on 5th, 00:soso AM. yaddayadda

here's the funny thing:

my friends held a surprise party at home, and apparently i hadn't waken up yet. actually i couldn't sleep last night because of horror stories. special thanks to whom told me about horrors. so i heard the bell ringing and the chatters (woo guys, your surprise party wasn't worked. teehee) i just continue play-dead. that was the best option. stay still.

i got dragged to downstairs, they said i got a HUGE present waiting for me downstairs. yeah, i was tricked. nice move.

then i got cake. AGAIN. no worries, i love cakes.

they said, make a wish. then i made a wish. with eyes not-really-wide-opened (the after effect of still sleepy or lack of sleep, aintno...). they said: CLOSE YOUR EYESJASDJKHADKJAHSDJKSB!!!!! . -_- they got what they said.

*plak*

WHIP CREAM on my face. i was on my half-finished wish, and that sudden strike blowed that off. so conclusion is: my wish is gone. poof.

another rampage with coffee Kapal Api, whip cream (again), flour, COKE! we were running like stray pigs on a loose. yeah i had a blast.

oh and this shot: really makes me look like Ninja Assassin model. (... or not)

** i held a cake knife in my right-hand and makes me look like a psycho killer. just pretend that all the stains are blood, then i'm RAIN. oh the hilarity 8D

P.S: seriously friends, you made my day. the best birthday ever. it won't be rewinded or so, i'll enjoy this.

jcww

jcww says: "Ninja Assassin is so.... WTF"

yeah, here i am again, jcww, writing to you.

okay so here's the story. last Monday i have a quite bloody day and i called it WTF day.

last monday was my bestfriend's 17th birthday (yaay, you're 17 already, my friend smooch smooch), so we were out for a lunch.

what the lunch is like, i'll skip it.

okay so we were mowing from that restaurant to Grand Indonesia. buying tickets for a film. 2 choices: Paranormal Activity or Ninja Assassin. -- horror films are really not my type so i'm gonna run for my life. *runs*

being a coward, i picked Ninja Assassin. despite the main protagonist is Rain, yeah kudos for the 6-pack, the trailer is quite "friendlier" than the Paranormal Activity which is so what the fuck for me. seriously, no jokes on horror movies.

oh so after buying the tickets, we were having fun at Fun City and the terror was coming.

a jumping suicide. WTF.

i heard a scream. actually my friends and me.

some of them ran to look at the corpse. they said it was bloody hell. WTF. i was not going. never ever.

hearing the story gave me chills and terror feeling. that wasn't enough, apparently.

NINJA ASSASSIN. terrible nightmare.

this film is so dammit bloody. the opening is just daaaaaaaaaaaaymmn, cutting hands, legs, a head explode, the brains flow out like what the fuck, yadda yadda.

me and 3 of my other friends leave the movie. big deal for $2,5. i'm saving my ass out of there.

look: this is a big scam isn't it? the poster is not bloody enough to convince cowards to save their ass away.

kudos for the 6-pack actually. *runs*

I've seen those but.... where?

i've seen that costume in Madonna's Celebration video. but where?

it's Balmain's. Fall 2009's creation.

futuristic style and touched with bling-bling all over it. seems this world is contaminated by futuristic style. yeah, everybody, hands up for futuristic!

i've seen that costume in Lady Gaga's Poker Face video. but where?

it's Antonio Berardi's collection. again, silver and bling-bling. again we have futuristic concept. pull this off too Lady Gaga.

is it Mummy or.......

from GaGa's new video, i noticed a cat.

CAT.

not a MUMMY.

its skin texture is like Bulldog's but without a single hair or fur. dammit this cat really looks like a mummy. maybe after it born, its mom licked its body until furless. maybe. just maybe, this is scary. i won't keep one, ever. it gives me chills, man.

oh, it's SPHINX. the species. this weirdness really suits GaGa.

PERFECTLY.

really Bad Romance for Lady GaGa

hey, long time no posting and no new news.

here i come with

LADY GAGA taraaaaah!!

yeah, Lady Gaga's new album creates a sudden stir among all of us.

FAME MONSTER. (faimu monsuta in Japanese. i know it's not related. go on.)

without losing her silver white hair and quirky look (which can pulling-weird-stuffs-off perfectly), minus her long hair, she released a new music video!!

BAD ROMANCE (is that related to her love live? nah, random.)

this is quite creepy actually, despite the fact that we were having Halloween celebrations not so long ago. again, with the quirkyness, this video blown me away. faaaaaaaaaaaar away. beyond words, guys. what can i say? LEGENDARY.

with being a barbie doll, i'm terrified with her eyes. "WOW, IS THAT HER EYES? IT'S SO DAMN BIG. OH MY GOAT. IS THAT REAL? *stare stare*"

that was in my thoughts. damn really. i thought it was REAL. totally blown off. sorry.

oh, a little Trivia: i can see she doing Asereje move here. you know? Las Ketchup and the controversial song. notice the move? great. (in 2:22) oh and Britney's Toxic. not so far away from the duration of Asereje move.

about the song, it's really weird in my ears AT FIRST. i'm now downloading the MP3, and the youtube is still buffering. so damn lame.

yeah, enough blabbering here.

enjoy your cover and buffering your own video.

i'm outta here.

** am waiting for her album, really. **

Momo? Momok? Pret?

this stupid conversation is between me and my older sister. we're arguing about dog names which is quite random..

j.wong : lu mau kasih nama apa?

inriwong : suratnya namanya momo.

inriwong : kalo mau ganti nama boleh

j.wong : elvis beneran

j.wong : oh namanya momo

j.wong : lucu amat namanya

j.wong : buah persik

inriwong : oh momo buah persik?

j.wong : iya

inriwong : momo lucu siy

j.wong : louboutin

j.wong : follie

j.wong : loe

j.wong : ...

inriwong : follie?

inriwong : gw kasih nama aja, aloe

inriwong : gigolo

j.wong : gay

inriwong : stripper

j.wong : elvis

j.wong : jacko

j.wong : whitney

j.wong : jelly

j.wong : jello

inriwong : presley

inriwong : setan

j.wong : ???

j.wong : lah kok setan

inriwong : satan

inriwong : monyet

inriwong : ato palink gampang, anjing

j.wong : mongki

j.wong : masak panggilnya "jing sini jing"

j.wong : no offense sih

inriwong : gigolo lucu siy

j.wong : ben&jerrys

j.wong : tony jack

inriwong : bananaboat namanya

j.wong : nivea

j.wong : citra

inriwong : bananaboat lucu

inriwong : seafood

j.wong : bego

j.wong : sushi

j.wong : wasabi

inriwong : wasabi ad

inriwong : sumo

j.wong : pret kata si jum <-- (my maid)

inriwong : salmon

j.wong : sake

j.wong : tai

inriwong : kyk kentut pret

inriwong : semprul

inriwong : taikotok

j.wong : sumbolokotok

inriwong : kepanjangan. gw mau panggil aja pusing

inriwong : miumiu

j.wong : bleketek

inriwong : ketek

inriwong : gede jadi momo aka setan beneran

j.wong : ... itu momok

this conversation was getting wrong and wrong.

don't name your dogs with these names.

Quote of the day:

"Please take a long hard look through your text book cause I'm history" ~ Owl City, Cave In

which kills which?

Blogspot HATES Twitter

Blogspot hates 140 characters

Blogspot hates Favorites

Blogspot hates ReTweet

Blogspot hates shorten URL

Blogspot hates Direct Message

Twitter KILLS Blogspot

stoooopid.

Best Music Video, like, Ever

the list is not as in ranks.

here goes:

1. Lady Marmalade - Lil' Kim, Pink, Mya, Christina Aguilera

love their costumes and all. Pink's smokin hawt in this video. especially the victorian permed pink hair.

who doesn't love Moulin Rouge? lil' kim's a bit overrated though. (you could also see lil' kim's nipslip more than 5 times. w00t)

2. Strawberry Swing - Coldplay

CRAAAAAAAAZZZYYYY, love the stop motion concept. who on earth will take a huuuuuge effort to do all the chalk-works on the street?

like, seriously this is epic, man. song's simple, but the video's amazing. greatest ending scene. they are all chalk-works, guys. not edited and all.

hands up for Coldplay's videos. going mesmerized all the time. classy video.

3. Say It Right - Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland

love Nelly's straight hair. it fits perfectly on her. and look at 02:14-02:19. what can i say? awesome. i don't really don't get it. Timbaland keeps on "eey eey" but he doesn't sing at all. i don't even think that is a 'featuring'. well yeah. whatever. still lovin this video. 8D

4. Umbrella - Rihanna

Who don't love this video? it was a hit when this released. seriously, this video made me fall in love with her. i mean, her SOS is not a great song for me though. her bob hair created a trend! i love her hair, man.

5. Sweet Dreams - Beyonce

seems so familiar. i'm thinking of Rihanna's Umbrella. but yeah, she can dance. i'm addicted to her song recently.

6. '日々の音色 (Hibi no neiro)' - SOUR

say hello to Mac users!! a creative music video using a webcam around the world.

i can't say much. this is BEYOND WORDS, man. don't listen to the song (cos it's a bit er... weird) , just stare to the video. i wonder if there's a making of this mv.

7. Love Story meets Viva La Vida - Jon Schmidt

can't say much, just watch the video.

i'll update the post if i'm not busy to find the embed codes! f*ck my internet provider!!

Being into TV shows lately...

yahooo!

this is jcww writing to you. yeah about the title.

recently i've been into several TV shows. yeah and i'm about to reveal some to you guys. these addicting TV shows really blew me away. as what? i'm successfully leave my textbooks behind. like, I'M IN EXAM TIME! how cool is that. getting distracted by TV shows in such imPERFECT time.

the list is not in ranks. so, just watch them all.

okay here goes.

1. How I Met Your Mother:

2 words: AWESOMELY LEGENDARY.

high-ten for Barney Stinson. The awesome legendary stupid casanova. watch it, and you'll love him. trust me.

and you're not gonna stop saying "AWESOME" after watching this film. it's simply awesome.

2. Lie to Me:

this is the TV show i've been crazy about recently. it's about detecting someone's emotions or if they about to lie or even already lying. yeah. sounds crazy. but after watching this, you'll become a living lie detector or become more aware of your surroundings whether they lie or not.

COOL UH?

damn this. i love Lightman. i love Foster. i love Loker (oh yeah he's gorgeously handsome, man). i love the natural Torres.

LOVE 'em all

3. Leverage

this is the best TV show ever. remember Italian Job? it's similar to that movie. i know everyone loves Italian Job. the best theft movie, like, EVER. this movie is rather funny and makes you want to be a thief. believe me, i've been thinking of that every time i watch this film.

oh, and you'll love Parker. she's ADORABLE. (f*ck Deveraux. fly her to mars.)

have fun with the TV shows.

am going to watch them all in this exam week. ooh curse me.

hypocrites

okay so, somebody popped out of nowhere, composing a Blackberry Messenger message. chain messages. personally, i don't like to bother myself for forwarding the message again to another contacts. i often put a single glance through it, "forward this to 50 friend or you'll bla bla bla" or something like that. of course i don't forward it. see it, read it through, end conversation. that's it.

but this is a bit interesting. about the anonymous bbm message. maybe some of you got it already. if not, here it is:


12 Tipe Manusia ala Facebook:

1.SUPER UPDATE:
Kapan & dimanapun sll update status, hal2 yg tdk penting dipublikasikan shingga t'lihat bikin 'RISIH'. Ctnhnya; 'lg main kejar2an dgn Puppy & Bleki..?' dst...

2.MELANKOLIS.
Entah karna ingin dikomentari,type ini sngt mengGELikan. contoh; 'km sakitin aku...lbh baik aku cr yg lain aja.'(padahal yg dituju tdk ada dlm jaringan,mana bs baca & Tau?)

3.Tukang NGELUH.
Sdikit2 mengeluh, padahal kejadiaan bgini udah biasa. Bikin SEWOT yg baca Aja. contoh; 'Jkt Macet nih...panas pula.'

4.SOMBONG.
Slalu menulis di Statusnya yg kelewat diatas,shingga bikin SEBEL. Contoh: 'Duh... murah2 bgt belanja di singapore atau BMW-ku sayang sdh waktunya Mandi ya...'

5.PUITIS.
Dr judul udah jelas,tp kadang ga jelas apa maksudnya. Contoh; 'kita msg2 adlh Malaikat b'sayap satu & hny bs terbang bila slng b'pelukan.'

6.in ENGLISH.
Slalu dlm bhs Inggris biar lbh keren.(padahal ini di indonesia.jd malah KERE.)
Contoh: 'I miss u babe, so hot indonesia can't live here lah..' dst.

7.LEBAY.
Updatenya slalu ejaannya di lebaykan shingga LUCU jd. Contoh: 'met Mouiini all...pagilleh yg Cewrah.'

8.TEROBSESI.
Mengharap tp gak kesampaiian. Mau jd Artis,contoh; 'walah...sesi pemotretan lg! cape de.'

9.PEDAGANG.
Contoh: 'Jual Celana dlm bla bla dst.'

10.SOK TAU.
Contoh: 'SBY slalu memanjakan rakyat! atau mkn di restoran A...recomended!'

11.ALAY.
Tulisan Aneh,kosakata & pasti orangnya ANEH jg.
Cnthx; 'Duch gw4 5aYan9 b6t 54ma 3Lo...7an94n t!nggal!n 4kyu y4?
He he8x.

12.OON
Ga pernah update status sama sekali.. kerjaannya tiap hari cuman baca'in comment2nya org.

Km termasuk katagori yg mana ya???
;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..:p...... Peace ah..... Hehehehehehe.....



oh yeah right. this is about 12 signs how to distinguish hofacemo sapibookiens from homo sapiens. well we all know facebook and this is new. this guy's perspective is quite interesting. listing all weird stuffs that he sees on facebook, while others don't notice. me for instance. hey, i never knew that the 12th point is considered as 12 signs of hofacemo sapibookiens.

oh so what I think about this message is quite funny is the hypocrite side. why? forex, look at 11th point.

"ALAY"

I was like: "dude! look at your closing statement! the hehehehe part! it's like the ALAYEST language i've ever seen!"

he's the worst hofacemo sapibookiens. he knows all about the weird stuffs that happening on facebook. tone it down, anonymous. you'll offend the others.

Quote of the day:

"Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening ."

~ Coco Chanel

Look-A-Like Flood!!

i'm so sorry for overposting about look-a-likes. but they are really addicted to post.

so many twins in this world!

Look-A-Like #4

Does Choi Si Won look like Daniel Henney?

they are both charming so i couldn't agree more :D