jcww had a blast.

so, 5th December, last 3 days was my birthday. (wooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee who cares! *throw tomatoes*)

yeah, it sounds not important but actually i don't have anything to post i just want to share it here.

i got a cheese cake on 5th, 00:soso AM. yaddayadda

here's the funny thing:

my friends held a surprise party at home, and apparently i hadn't waken up yet. actually i couldn't sleep last night because of horror stories. special thanks to whom told me about horrors. so i heard the bell ringing and the chatters (woo guys, your surprise party wasn't worked. teehee) i just continue play-dead. that was the best option. stay still.

i got dragged to downstairs, they said i got a HUGE present waiting for me downstairs. yeah, i was tricked. nice move.

then i got cake. AGAIN. no worries, i love cakes.

they said, make a wish. then i made a wish. with eyes not-really-wide-opened (the after effect of still sleepy or lack of sleep, aintno...). they said: CLOSE YOUR EYESJASDJKHADKJAHSDJKSB!!!!! . -_- they got what they said.

*plak*

WHIP CREAM on my face. i was on my half-finished wish, and that sudden strike blowed that off. so conclusion is: my wish is gone. poof.

another rampage with coffee Kapal Api, whip cream (again), flour, COKE! we were running like stray pigs on a loose. yeah i had a blast.

oh and this shot: really makes me look like Ninja Assassin model. (... or not)

** i held a cake knife in my right-hand and makes me look like a psycho killer. just pretend that all the stains are blood, then i'm RAIN. oh the hilarity 8D

P.S: seriously friends, you made my day. the best birthday ever. it won't be rewinded or so, i'll enjoy this.

jcww

hypocrites

okay so, somebody popped out of nowhere, composing a Blackberry Messenger message. chain messages. personally, i don't like to bother myself for forwarding the message again to another contacts. i often put a single glance through it, "forward this to 50 friend or you'll bla bla bla" or something like that. of course i don't forward it. see it, read it through, end conversation. that's it.

but this is a bit interesting. about the anonymous bbm message. maybe some of you got it already. if not, here it is:


12 Tipe Manusia ala Facebook:

1.SUPER UPDATE:
Kapan & dimanapun sll update status, hal2 yg tdk penting dipublikasikan shingga t'lihat bikin 'RISIH'. Ctnhnya; 'lg main kejar2an dgn Puppy & Bleki..?' dst...

2.MELANKOLIS.
Entah karna ingin dikomentari,type ini sngt mengGELikan. contoh; 'km sakitin aku...lbh baik aku cr yg lain aja.'(padahal yg dituju tdk ada dlm jaringan,mana bs baca & Tau?)

3.Tukang NGELUH.
Sdikit2 mengeluh, padahal kejadiaan bgini udah biasa. Bikin SEWOT yg baca Aja. contoh; 'Jkt Macet nih...panas pula.'

4.SOMBONG.
Slalu menulis di Statusnya yg kelewat diatas,shingga bikin SEBEL. Contoh: 'Duh... murah2 bgt belanja di singapore atau BMW-ku sayang sdh waktunya Mandi ya...'

5.PUITIS.
Dr judul udah jelas,tp kadang ga jelas apa maksudnya. Contoh; 'kita msg2 adlh Malaikat b'sayap satu & hny bs terbang bila slng b'pelukan.'

6.in ENGLISH.
Slalu dlm bhs Inggris biar lbh keren.(padahal ini di indonesia.jd malah KERE.)
Contoh: 'I miss u babe, so hot indonesia can't live here lah..' dst.

7.LEBAY.
Updatenya slalu ejaannya di lebaykan shingga LUCU jd. Contoh: 'met Mouiini all...pagilleh yg Cewrah.'

8.TEROBSESI.
Mengharap tp gak kesampaiian. Mau jd Artis,contoh; 'walah...sesi pemotretan lg! cape de.'

9.PEDAGANG.
Contoh: 'Jual Celana dlm bla bla dst.'

10.SOK TAU.
Contoh: 'SBY slalu memanjakan rakyat! atau mkn di restoran A...recomended!'

11.ALAY.
Tulisan Aneh,kosakata & pasti orangnya ANEH jg.
Cnthx; 'Duch gw4 5aYan9 b6t 54ma 3Lo...7an94n t!nggal!n 4kyu y4?
He he8x.

12.OON
Ga pernah update status sama sekali.. kerjaannya tiap hari cuman baca'in comment2nya org.

Km termasuk katagori yg mana ya???
;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..;)♓έ..:p...... Peace ah..... Hehehehehehe.....



oh yeah right. this is about 12 signs how to distinguish hofacemo sapibookiens from homo sapiens. well we all know facebook and this is new. this guy's perspective is quite interesting. listing all weird stuffs that he sees on facebook, while others don't notice. me for instance. hey, i never knew that the 12th point is considered as 12 signs of hofacemo sapibookiens.

oh so what I think about this message is quite funny is the hypocrite side. why? forex, look at 11th point.

"ALAY"

I was like: "dude! look at your closing statement! the hehehehe part! it's like the ALAYEST language i've ever seen!"

he's the worst hofacemo sapibookiens. he knows all about the weird stuffs that happening on facebook. tone it down, anonymous. you'll offend the others.