jcww had a blast.

so, 5th December, last 3 days was my birthday. (wooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee who cares! *throw tomatoes*)

yeah, it sounds not important but actually i don't have anything to post i just want to share it here.

i got a cheese cake on 5th, 00:soso AM. yaddayadda

here's the funny thing:

my friends held a surprise party at home, and apparently i hadn't waken up yet. actually i couldn't sleep last night because of horror stories. special thanks to whom told me about horrors. so i heard the bell ringing and the chatters (woo guys, your surprise party wasn't worked. teehee) i just continue play-dead. that was the best option. stay still.

i got dragged to downstairs, they said i got a HUGE present waiting for me downstairs. yeah, i was tricked. nice move.

then i got cake. AGAIN. no worries, i love cakes.

they said, make a wish. then i made a wish. with eyes not-really-wide-opened (the after effect of still sleepy or lack of sleep, aintno...). they said: CLOSE YOUR EYESJASDJKHADKJAHSDJKSB!!!!! . -_- they got what they said.

*plak*

WHIP CREAM on my face. i was on my half-finished wish, and that sudden strike blowed that off. so conclusion is: my wish is gone. poof.

another rampage with coffee Kapal Api, whip cream (again), flour, COKE! we were running like stray pigs on a loose. yeah i had a blast.

oh and this shot: really makes me look like Ninja Assassin model. (... or not)

** i held a cake knife in my right-hand and makes me look like a psycho killer. just pretend that all the stains are blood, then i'm RAIN. oh the hilarity 8D

P.S: seriously friends, you made my day. the best birthday ever. it won't be rewinded or so, i'll enjoy this.

jcww

jcww says: "Ninja Assassin is so.... WTF"

yeah, here i am again, jcww, writing to you.

okay so here's the story. last Monday i have a quite bloody day and i called it WTF day.

last monday was my bestfriend's 17th birthday (yaay, you're 17 already, my friend smooch smooch), so we were out for a lunch.

what the lunch is like, i'll skip it.

okay so we were mowing from that restaurant to Grand Indonesia. buying tickets for a film. 2 choices: Paranormal Activity or Ninja Assassin. -- horror films are really not my type so i'm gonna run for my life. *runs*

being a coward, i picked Ninja Assassin. despite the main protagonist is Rain, yeah kudos for the 6-pack, the trailer is quite "friendlier" than the Paranormal Activity which is so what the fuck for me. seriously, no jokes on horror movies.

oh so after buying the tickets, we were having fun at Fun City and the terror was coming.

a jumping suicide. WTF.

i heard a scream. actually my friends and me.

some of them ran to look at the corpse. they said it was bloody hell. WTF. i was not going. never ever.

hearing the story gave me chills and terror feeling. that wasn't enough, apparently.

NINJA ASSASSIN. terrible nightmare.

this film is so dammit bloody. the opening is just daaaaaaaaaaaaymmn, cutting hands, legs, a head explode, the brains flow out like what the fuck, yadda yadda.

me and 3 of my other friends leave the movie. big deal for $2,5. i'm saving my ass out of there.

look: this is a big scam isn't it? the poster is not bloody enough to convince cowards to save their ass away.

kudos for the 6-pack actually. *runs*

I've seen those but.... where?

i've seen that costume in Madonna's Celebration video. but where?

it's Balmain's. Fall 2009's creation.

futuristic style and touched with bling-bling all over it. seems this world is contaminated by futuristic style. yeah, everybody, hands up for futuristic!

i've seen that costume in Lady Gaga's Poker Face video. but where?

it's Antonio Berardi's collection. again, silver and bling-bling. again we have futuristic concept. pull this off too Lady Gaga.

is it Mummy or.......

from GaGa's new video, i noticed a cat.

CAT.

not a MUMMY.

its skin texture is like Bulldog's but without a single hair or fur. dammit this cat really looks like a mummy. maybe after it born, its mom licked its body until furless. maybe. just maybe, this is scary. i won't keep one, ever. it gives me chills, man.

oh, it's SPHINX. the species. this weirdness really suits GaGa.

PERFECTLY.

really Bad Romance for Lady GaGa

hey, long time no posting and no new news.

here i come with

LADY GAGA taraaaaah!!

yeah, Lady Gaga's new album creates a sudden stir among all of us.

FAME MONSTER. (faimu monsuta in Japanese. i know it's not related. go on.)

without losing her silver white hair and quirky look (which can pulling-weird-stuffs-off perfectly), minus her long hair, she released a new music video!!

BAD ROMANCE (is that related to her love live? nah, random.)

this is quite creepy actually, despite the fact that we were having Halloween celebrations not so long ago. again, with the quirkyness, this video blown me away. faaaaaaaaaaaar away. beyond words, guys. what can i say? LEGENDARY.

with being a barbie doll, i'm terrified with her eyes. "WOW, IS THAT HER EYES? IT'S SO DAMN BIG. OH MY GOAT. IS THAT REAL? *stare stare*"

that was in my thoughts. damn really. i thought it was REAL. totally blown off. sorry.

oh, a little Trivia: i can see she doing Asereje move here. you know? Las Ketchup and the controversial song. notice the move? great. (in 2:22) oh and Britney's Toxic. not so far away from the duration of Asereje move.

about the song, it's really weird in my ears AT FIRST. i'm now downloading the MP3, and the youtube is still buffering. so damn lame.

yeah, enough blabbering here.

enjoy your cover and buffering your own video.

i'm outta here.

** am waiting for her album, really. **

Momo? Momok? Pret?

this stupid conversation is between me and my older sister. we're arguing about dog names which is quite random..

j.wong : lu mau kasih nama apa?

inriwong : suratnya namanya momo.

inriwong : kalo mau ganti nama boleh

j.wong : elvis beneran

j.wong : oh namanya momo

j.wong : lucu amat namanya

j.wong : buah persik

inriwong : oh momo buah persik?

j.wong : iya

inriwong : momo lucu siy

j.wong : louboutin

j.wong : follie

j.wong : loe

j.wong : ...

inriwong : follie?

inriwong : gw kasih nama aja, aloe

inriwong : gigolo

j.wong : gay

inriwong : stripper

j.wong : elvis

j.wong : jacko

j.wong : whitney

j.wong : jelly

j.wong : jello

inriwong : presley

inriwong : setan

j.wong : ???

j.wong : lah kok setan

inriwong : satan

inriwong : monyet

inriwong : ato palink gampang, anjing

j.wong : mongki

j.wong : masak panggilnya "jing sini jing"

j.wong : no offense sih

inriwong : gigolo lucu siy

j.wong : ben&jerrys

j.wong : tony jack

inriwong : bananaboat namanya

j.wong : nivea

j.wong : citra

inriwong : bananaboat lucu

inriwong : seafood

j.wong : bego

j.wong : sushi

j.wong : wasabi

inriwong : wasabi ad

inriwong : sumo

j.wong : pret kata si jum <-- (my maid)

inriwong : salmon

j.wong : sake

j.wong : tai

inriwong : kyk kentut pret

inriwong : semprul

inriwong : taikotok

j.wong : sumbolokotok

inriwong : kepanjangan. gw mau panggil aja pusing

inriwong : miumiu

j.wong : bleketek

inriwong : ketek

inriwong : gede jadi momo aka setan beneran

j.wong : ... itu momok

this conversation was getting wrong and wrong.

don't name your dogs with these names.

Quote of the day:

"Please take a long hard look through your text book cause I'm history" ~ Owl City, Cave In